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Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, a
cuteness special!

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Bean Bunny, that's me, a rabbit and his
whistle!

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Ha ha!

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Oh good, something cute to start our
show!

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You betcha! Digit! Yes!

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Hit it! Oh, hit it!

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I, uh, think that's all the garbage
we've got. Kermit?

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Um, Kermit?

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When you said hit it just now, were you
not referring to the trash eject button?

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Did you in fact mean cue the opening
title sequence?

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Oh, you should have said something.

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Ta -da!

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and welcome to our show.

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What the, nacho corn chips?

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You're going to spoil your appetite that
way.

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Later in the show, we're going to return
to the magical world of the storyteller

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and the tale of Sapsaro.

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That night, the second wall, beauties
come and beauties go. Dance is a dance,

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but the prince dance alone.

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But before that, Kermit is visited by
country and western singer Katie Lang.

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Kermit, what else do you have for us?
Well, for one thing, I've got garbage.

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Actually, we prefer the term previously
essential material.

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The Jim Henson Hour will return after
these messages.

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from somewhere.

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Hey, you're a moped.

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I watch you all the time. Hey, listen,

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if I have to be surrounded by talking
garbage, okay, but will you guys just

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to stay out of the way because I've got
a TV show to put on here.

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Demographic alert.

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Ratings crisis. Bad reaction from the
preteen females.

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What, little girls don't like garbage?

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Like garbage?

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Ew, yuck.

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Stinky gross.

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Well, we can bring them back with Spot
That Blemish on Monitor 7.

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Well, Waldo, I'm a little busy right
now, okay?

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Hey, Digit, are we standing by with the
Conspicuous Consumption Channel?

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Yeah!

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Civil graphics don't include you guys.

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Why not? We've got plenty of disposable
ends.

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Bootsy in her new yellow dress.

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Brad will just love you in this, Bootsy.

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This new party dress is fabulous.

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But when Brad sees me in my new boots
and swimsuit...

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ever wonder what it would be like if we
were married?

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Well, sure, Bootsy. I've thought about
it.

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I know what.

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Let's pretend we're married.

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Sure thing, Bootsy. What do I do?

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You just came home from a hard day's
work.

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Go out and come in again.

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What a nutty chick.

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Okay, Bootsy. Here goes.

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I worked in the office and say, when I
come home from work, I like to put up my

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feet and relax.

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Would hubby like something to drink?

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I think I'll have a club soda with a
twist of lime.

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Here's your drink, Brad.

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How's everything, hubby?

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Well, you forgot the lime.

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Oh, thanks.

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Cheers.

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That's honest refreshment, honey.

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What did you do all day?

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I bought this cute little party dress.

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And I bought this cute little purse.

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Tomorrow, I'll buy a cute little car.

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Hey, watch out, honey. You're spending
all my money.

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No, I'll use my own money.

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I'm going to get a job as a oil sheik.
Oh, wow, what a kooky girl.

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How about some fun in the sun, Bootsy?

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Beach, anyone?

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Go right ahead.

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Okay. Turn around.

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Why should I?

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Because we're not really married. You
can't watch me change my...

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Maybe. Yep, bro.

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I mean, would you ever think about...
Stop that, Freddie. You'll get slobber

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over Bootsy.

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Darn. Just when things are starting to
get steamy.

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Bootsy's no fun when she's covered in
dog slobber.

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Good premise. Not enough garbage.

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Hey, all about a year. We got Billy Joe
dump...

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Welcome to America.

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Coming up, I'd give anything to get rid
of all this garbage.

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Anything? Under $100.

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Okay, leave it to me.

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Digit, punch up the guest chart channel.

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Now, if you'll just put your hands
together and welcome one of the great

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stars of country music, Katie Lang.

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What may we forget around that dance
floor?

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Make my head go spinning round.

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Dance me over by that bandstand.

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Because I love that twin fiddle sound.

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Oh, and we're dancing close.

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Cheek to cheek, my hair gets loose.

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Yeah, my knees get weak. Yeah. Watch me
over by that fat stand.

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Make my hair.

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That's me!

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That moose.

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Oh, you see that garbage over there?

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Garbage? What the Sam Hill? Tie a knot
in its limb. Twenty bucks is twenty

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bucks. All right, let's move him out.

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It's indeedy.

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So are these guys great or what, huh?

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Now,

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about that hundred and twenty, you got
the cash on you?

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Leon, I said one hundred.

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What? Well, it says here in this
contract, Kerm.

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I never signed any contract. That
contract is garbage.

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You called for garbage, Frog?

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I don't believe it. Trampled by a herd
of garbage.

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A herd of garbage?

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Of course I heard of garbage.

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No, no, no. The garbage herd.

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I don't care what the garbage herd.

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Being Bunny knows no shame.

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What this show needs is some good, clean
fun.

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Oh, look. It's Katie Lang again.

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You're the singer? Yes.

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Sing this. Sing it, sing it. Yeah. What
is this? Oh, we call it trash punk.

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Yeah, it's kind of a fusion. Yeah, yeah.
But never mind. Just sing it. Go on,

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sing it. I love trash.

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Yeah. Sing it.

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Sing it.

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I love trash.

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Anything dirty or dingy or dusty.

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Anything rag.

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Listen to this.

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I'm a strong advocate of solid waste
management. Get her! Get her!

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Get her! Get her!

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Get her!

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And when do we want it?

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I don't know.

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It's still not right.

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Excuse me. Excuse me.

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There was a time when taking out the
garbage was a simple idea.

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Are we having a party?

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Could you introduce me to the flies? Is
there going to be a...

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Oh, no!

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The woodland setting you wanted is on
monitor two, Kermit. And I've put an end

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to the garbage bag invasion.

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Oh, that's it. Now I'm getting serious.

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Digit! I need a break. Did he say
monitor two?

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Oh, don't worry, Kermit. I'll find it.

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Ah,

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that's more like it. Hey, quiet forest
blade.

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Oh, the wonders of technology.

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From grunge to green.

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Funny how color can make all the
difference.

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In fact, you know, there's a really old,
wonderful story about that.

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Hey, gather around, everybody.

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Now, way back at the beginning of
things, pretty much when the world

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the birds were just one color.

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Great. What are you doing here?

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The Antarctic Odyssey is over on Monitor
5.

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Sorry.

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Anyway, life was real monochromatic.

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Until one day, the cockatoo made an
amazing discovery.

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You see, he was on his way back to his
nest when all of a sudden... Ah!

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Woo! What is that?

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Better take a closer look.

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Whoa, I think I'm on to something here.

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Say, everybody, look at me. Look what I
found.

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Look at him. He looks great.

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The news spread far and wide, but not
quite far enough.

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It didn't reach deep into the woods,
where the nightingale was trying his

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to find a voice for himself.

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Maybe if I go higher at the end.

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Hi.

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Hi, what you doing? Listen.

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What do you think?

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It's fine if you're calling a dog.

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Thanks for the encouragement, bird.

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Don't call me that.

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It's your name.

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Yeah, well, I don't like it. Why not?

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Because it's not a real name. If I'm
just bird, then I'm no bird in

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Look at me.

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Look at me.

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Wow. I could swear that was parrot.

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There's not much paint left, Cardinal,
so you'll have to go with all red, okay?

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Fair enough. At least they'll see me
coming.

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Look, Finch, a tiny bit of gold is all
I've got left. Yes or no?

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Well, I guess gold, Prince, has got a
nice ring to it.

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Thank you. But I would have been a
knockout as future Finch. Hey! Hey,

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wait! Oh, you're too late.

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What?

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Sorry, nothing...

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They should have called you Cuckoo Bird.

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I guess I'll never be much to look at.

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Hey, I think I'm on to something.

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It was the most beautiful music the
world had ever heard. The other birds

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colors on their wings, but the
nightingale had a rainbow in his song.

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Just like every nightingale ever since.

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Okay, and that's the story.

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And now, I think I better hop on out of
here.

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Well, back to the same old garbage.

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We shall watch up on the pictures.

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another part of the forest.

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Hi.

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You join us in a very exciting moment.

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The trail is fresh, and my expert guide,
Dr. Emil Lundquist... Shh.

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We don't want to startle them.

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Dr. Lundquist tells me we're getting
very close.

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Look. The trail is leading straight to
the lair.

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Oh, goodness me. There it is.

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Yes. The nest of that moose pit.

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And the musing of all nature's children,
the human.

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Yes,

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I think they're in luck. Here comes one
now.

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What a beauty.

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It's a male.

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How can you tell? The females have
bumps.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Is that some kind of a feeding call,
doctor?

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Exactly.

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Oh, and it worked.

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Here comes the female with her young.

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You will notice they have caught some
small white creatures, which they are

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stabbing with those pointy tools.

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Then they will hold them over those red
hot coals until they're dead.

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Oh, Dr. Lindquist, I don't want to look
at this part. If you're going to study

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nature, you have to put up with the ugly
along with the cute.

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We are in luck.

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What you're witnessing here is the
seldom seen mating ritual of the human.

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Whoa, that's kind of silly for me.

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It might look silly to you, but as you
can see, the female thinks it's

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irresistibly effective.

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Mom, Dad, look, there's a raccoon, a
bear, and a film crew in the woods.

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Oh, what a shame.

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Oh, we seem to have interrupted the
mating ritual.

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Ah, that's not good at all.

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Yeah, I was really looking forward to
that part.

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No, it's worse than that.

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Oh, a startled human can be very
dangerous.

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What do you mean?

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I mean like that. And with any luck,
we'll see you next time

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when we'll be looking at waterfowl.

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Whoa.

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I didn't know bears could talk.

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Save your pungent breath, refuse, or
I'll incinerate you all with this

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flamethrower.

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Digit, what are you doing?

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Oh, hi, Kermit. This is the...

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Stingmaster 3000.

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I rented it from Flamethrowers R Us.
Hold him down!

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But, Digit, you're going to blow up the
whole control room.

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Oh, don't worry, Kermit. I checked.
We're insured.

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Was it vacuums or we?

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It's okay. I called a waste management
company. They're sending over an expert

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right away.

253
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,240
Hi, ladies. I'm from Harris Thompson and
Sludge.

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00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:37,590
You're the expert?

255
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,920
That's right, my lad.

256
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:44,419
We specialize in solid waste management.
The cutting edge. The ultimate in state

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-of -the -art disposal.

258
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,410
Oh, fantastic.

259
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:52,500
Well, what do you do? We stick the junk
on a scow and sail around aimlessly.

260
00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:56,359
That's what you call state -of -the -art
disposal?

261
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,890
Well, if you know something better, give
me a call.

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We are not going anywhere.

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00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:07,149
Oh, that's where you're wrong, lad.
You're going to be the next big... I can

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00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:11,190
smell it. Yes, you lovely lads will give
garbage its voice.

265
00:22:11,610 --> 00:22:12,690
You're hot.

266
00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:14,350
You want a woo.

267
00:22:15,050 --> 00:22:16,590
You want a garbage.

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Time to tour.

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00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:22,750
Tour? You mean like a rock band? Hey,
that sounds like fun.

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00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:26,510
Well, all right. Follow me, lads. Pull
aboard.

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00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:34,029
Okay. I don't think of it so much as
losing my garbage as gaining a closing

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number.

273
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,040
The life I love is making music with my
friends.

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Thank you for liking Garbage so much
that you make happily in tons of the

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Up with Garbage!

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00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,180
Like a band that gypsies we go down the
highway.

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00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,560
Well, Kermit, it looks like I rented
this vacuum outfit for nothing.

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Or almost nothing.

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Bean? Bean, can you hear me?

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00:24:06,641 --> 00:24:08,689
Hi, Corbett.

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00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:12,150
Oh, good. Everything's back to normal.
Digit, cue the last item.

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00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:19,660
Surprise!

283
00:24:20,670 --> 00:24:22,430
We've been recycled.

284
00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:32,950
Ready for this?

285
00:24:33,190 --> 00:24:34,240
Here you go.

286
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Thanks a lot.

287
00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:40,280
And now here's John Hurt as the
storyteller.

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Beginning as I do at the beginning, and
starting as I must at the start, let me

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show you fate through the round of this
ring.

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The girl whose finger fits this ring,
she'll become queen.

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The law decrees it. What a lucky girl,
you might think.

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00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:15,070
Oh,

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no.

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00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,740
A king had three daughters.

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Two were bad, one was good.

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00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:40,400
Long without a wife, the king's only joy
had been the joy of the proud father.

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00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:45,159
But the girls were growing up. Soon
there would be suitors. Soon the palace

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would be empty.

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I must find myself a wife to comfort me,
he thinks.

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00:25:50,660 --> 00:25:51,900
The wedding ring.

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00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:56,740
Passed on from queen to queen, finger to
finger, since any could remember.

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00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:01,320
Only when the ring fits can the king
marry.

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00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:10,360
who wishes to wed our king, must come
forward and try the ring.

304
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:13,660
The lucky bride will want for nothing.

305
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,970
She can't do that.

306
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,510
Well, he's too old to be getting
married. He ought to be dying shortly.

307
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,220
I don't think he's too old.

308
00:26:20,420 --> 00:26:22,580
What's she whispering all about? Oh, no.

309
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:27,179
I know what will happen. Some harpy will
step forward and the ring will fit and

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they'll get married and then he'll die
and she'll get everything.

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00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,440
That's what will happen.

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00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:38,739
The more the sisters sulked at the
prospect of a stepmother, the viler they

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to snap sorrow their sister.

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00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:45,979
When their father set off to find his
bride, they teased, taunted, and

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her. They starved her.

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00:26:48,660 --> 00:26:51,760
You're too fat, they'd say, stealing
from her plate.

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00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:54,240
They're vile, those sisters.

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00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:59,819
Indeed. But they reckoned without her
friends, the creatures who lived in snap

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sorrow's pocket under a bed perched on a
chair.

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00:27:03,310 --> 00:27:08,250
When she went to her room, she'd find
berries and all kinds of nuts and

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00:27:08,370 --> 00:27:09,510
delicious things.

322
00:27:17,030 --> 00:27:19,430
We're right every night.

323
00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:23,830
Are we right, Bloodshot? They are, I
know. No bride, then? No.

324
00:27:24,030 --> 00:27:25,750
The ring was a cruel shape.

325
00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:28,770
None could wear it. Oh, it's fate. It's
not intended.

326
00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:33,849
Perhaps. I don't know. You don't need a
wife when you've got a... Don't we love

327
00:27:33,850 --> 00:27:34,789
you enough, Daddy?

328
00:27:34,790 --> 00:27:36,030
I know, I know.

329
00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:37,370
Where's your sister?

330
00:27:37,590 --> 00:27:39,270
Oh, who knows?

331
00:27:39,890 --> 00:27:42,550
Flashing with the guards, stuffing
herself.

332
00:27:43,890 --> 00:27:44,950
No, thanks.

333
00:27:46,230 --> 00:27:48,090
It's bound to fit someone eventually.

334
00:27:48,370 --> 00:27:49,420
How disgusting.

335
00:27:50,590 --> 00:27:52,750
I mean, we should be queens, actually.

336
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,730
Together. I know.

337
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,330
I mean, what if the ring were to fit
you?

338
00:27:58,100 --> 00:27:59,150
Or me?

339
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,730
Then what?

340
00:28:32,490 --> 00:28:33,990
You try. You've got fat fingers.

341
00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:35,240
I have not.

342
00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:16,190
Well?

343
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,000
And then little Sapsaro does a thing she
will long regret.

344
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:27,779
Obediently she bends and, oh, folly, she
stoops and, oh, rash, she picks up the

345
00:29:27,780 --> 00:29:31,500
royal ring and flips it on for
safekeeping. What?

346
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:32,830
I know.

347
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,860
Where's your mother's ring?

348
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:42,019
Well, she was playing with it, Father.
Yes, we didn't want to sneak. I wasn't.

349
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:44,180
She wasn't. Stay out of it, you.

350
00:29:44,181 --> 00:29:45,549
Little one.

351
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:47,730
I wasn't. That's not fair.

352
00:29:48,150 --> 00:29:49,200
What's that?

353
00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:50,350
On your feet?

354
00:29:51,030 --> 00:29:52,250
Oh, no.

355
00:29:52,910 --> 00:29:55,410
Not on your ring finger.

356
00:29:56,290 --> 00:29:57,340
It fits.

357
00:29:59,290 --> 00:30:01,250
It fits.

358
00:30:02,370 --> 00:30:07,289
No sooner done, no sooner said, the news
is afire in the palace, sweeping the

359
00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:12,350
corridors. The ring fits the king's
daughter. I cannot marry my father.

360
00:30:12,590 --> 00:30:13,850
You cannot ignore the law.

361
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,800
But we cannot ignore the law.

362
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,800
You cannot marry your father.

363
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:20,140
But I cannot shame the king.

364
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,400
But you cannot marry your father.

365
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,820
But the ring.

366
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,200
Yes, the ring is the ring.

367
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,200
Sire, it is the law of the land.

368
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,940
The ring fits your child's finger.

369
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,340
You must marry her.

370
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,400
Then I should cut off my finger.

371
00:30:41,210 --> 00:30:44,100
Why did you play with the ring? Why did
you tamper with it?

372
00:30:44,490 --> 00:30:47,390
The ceremony, when must it take place?

373
00:30:48,070 --> 00:30:49,930
As soon as the preparations allow.

374
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:55,990
Then first find me a dress of the palest
silk, the colour of the moon.

375
00:30:57,710 --> 00:30:59,850
I will not wed till I have it.

376
00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,200
Very well.

377
00:31:02,390 --> 00:31:04,290
We will find this dress.

378
00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:10,170
The princess in her woe plans a plan and
schemes a scheme.

379
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:15,560
To find Dr. Galm will take time, and
mean times you must all help me.

380
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,290
Beautiful.

381
00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:37,120
But now I must have one of sparkling
silver, like the stars.

382
00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:40,900
For my truther.

383
00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:44,450
Sire, where would we find such a dress?

384
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:49,290
Do as she bids. All in silver, sparkling
with stars.

385
00:31:50,570 --> 00:31:55,710
And off again went the king's men,
scouring the land with such a dress.

386
00:31:56,030 --> 00:32:01,829
And all the while, in Thapthorough's
room, another garment is being made,

387
00:32:01,830 --> 00:32:03,970
marvellous, more magic.

388
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:14,970
Beautiful.

389
00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:16,430
Beautiful.

390
00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:18,560
Just like the stars.

391
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:24,160
Messiah, the council wait on you. Your
people grow impatient.

392
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,820
When do you marry?

393
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:31,500
Daughter. This gown is for the wedding
feast.

394
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,100
The first one for the procession.

395
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,780
But now I must have one for the church.

396
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:39,660
Gold it should be.

397
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,720
Gold as the sun.

398
00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:47,360
Bring me such a dress, and the next day
we shall wed.

399
00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:50,990
Gold, she says.

400
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:52,880
All gold, like the sun.

401
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,800
Bring her such a dress.

402
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,040
They shall be married on the morrow.

403
00:32:57,420 --> 00:33:04,100
And while the tailors cut cloth, one
with pure gold,

404
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,880
that sorrow stayed shut up in her room.

405
00:33:07,260 --> 00:33:08,700
She never appeared.

406
00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:12,580
Only her creature, flying in.

407
00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:17,000
Flithering out, bitty, bitty, scurrying
about.

408
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,370
Princess?

409
00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:27,580
Yes? I have here a dress such as none
before has seen.

410
00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:30,280
Of gold, dazzling.

411
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,900
A hundred hands have sewn it.

412
00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:39,660
It is what I asked for.

413
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:41,620
Very like the sun.

414
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,940
Then we must marry on the morrow.

415
00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:47,630
We must.

416
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:49,910
We marry.

417
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,810
On the morrow.

418
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,500
They can't. They can't get married.

419
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,320
Well, the law says they must.

420
00:34:05,060 --> 00:34:09,859
And the girl has the three gowns she
asked for. Know the ring fence, the

421
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:10,698
is prepared.

422
00:34:10,699 --> 00:34:11,900
Married on the morrow.

423
00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:15,639
Listen, bells toll, the streets fill.

424
00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:20,060
Only Sapsoro stays silent in her room.

425
00:34:21,139 --> 00:34:23,739
Your Highness, come out.

426
00:34:24,659 --> 00:34:26,560
The king awaits you.

427
00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:40,739
Yes, it's Sapsoro.

428
00:34:41,870 --> 00:34:47,829
a strange thing of fur and feathers. For
such has been the secret work of the

429
00:34:47,830 --> 00:34:48,880
past week.

430
00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:50,550
This creature.

431
00:34:51,230 --> 00:34:57,609
There she is, the ill -fated princess,
hurrying away, her past discarded, her

432
00:34:57,610 --> 00:34:58,660
future.

433
00:34:59,190 --> 00:35:00,490
Who knows?

434
00:35:03,230 --> 00:35:09,289
Two years later, a poor creature of fur
and feathers tended geese in a king's

435
00:35:09,290 --> 00:35:10,340
garden.

436
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:13,550
scrubbed the pots in his kitchen. So
does the princess.

437
00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:15,450
Princess of slops, yes.

438
00:35:15,650 --> 00:35:17,330
Princess of peelings, perhaps.

439
00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:20,270
Princess of the kitchen floor,
certainly.

440
00:35:20,930 --> 00:35:25,030
And one day, this princess meets a
prince.

441
00:35:25,450 --> 00:35:26,950
Where's the cook, do you know?

442
00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:29,220
You don't know.

443
00:35:30,450 --> 00:35:31,500
Can you speak?

444
00:35:32,350 --> 00:35:33,400
Never mind.

445
00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:35,350
Give the cook a message, will you?

446
00:35:35,630 --> 00:35:39,189
Tonight there's a great ball at the
palace. I've seen the menu and want

447
00:35:39,190 --> 00:35:43,440
added. He knows how I like it. Roast
goose with orange, baked in pastry.

448
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,090
What's that look?

449
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:48,690
It's a look.

450
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,740
If there was a tax on looking, we'd all
be beggars.

451
00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:53,630
Sire.

452
00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:55,070
What's your name?

453
00:35:55,071 --> 00:35:56,559
No name.

454
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,140
They call me the straggle tag.

455
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:04,720
Well, Miss Straggle Tag, you don't stare
at princes.

456
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:07,800
It's not polite in one so low.

457
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,380
Oh, one so ugly.

458
00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:12,860
Why eat geese?

459
00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:14,620
They don't harm you.

460
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,120
I happen to like geese.

461
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,700
So do I. That's why I don't eat them.

462
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,450
Pass on my message and take that to your
manners.

463
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,200
Roast goose with orange.

464
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,450
A dozen.

465
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,520
That night they sat.

466
00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:30,910
The geese.

467
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,940
Twelve cold stares on the royal table.

468
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:38,280
While around them many daughters wore
their mother's pearl.

469
00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:43,520
And the prince was there, handsome,
admired, separate.

470
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:50,000
Parents looked on and hoped, but the
prince stood and smiled, but did not

471
00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:57,180
Until, late, unannounced, mysterious, a
woman entered in a daddling gown,

472
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,780
pale silk like the moon.

473
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:05,359
And what could he do, the prince, but
walk towards her? What could he do but

474
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,440
lead her to the floor?

475
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,300
And they danced.

476
00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:09,960
It was meant.

477
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:15,490
As left to right, morning to night, dark
to light, they belonged.

478
00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:27,490
But when the music stops... Wait! I
don't know your name!

479
00:37:27,730 --> 00:37:34,470
Wait! Oh, my dear, the prince is left
mystified, excited, tingling.

480
00:37:34,950 --> 00:37:36,030
He's hooked.

481
00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:38,430
Line and thinker.

482
00:37:41,810 --> 00:37:43,970
The prince is sent down for clean
towels.

483
00:37:44,290 --> 00:37:45,450
Where is everybody?

484
00:37:46,050 --> 00:37:47,370
Upstairs. They're all busy.

485
00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:48,950
Another ball for soon.

486
00:37:49,230 --> 00:37:51,340
We'll bear the coverage from the last
one.

487
00:37:51,850 --> 00:37:52,900
Oi, sing.

488
00:37:53,010 --> 00:37:54,060
You go then.

489
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,640
You sent down for towels?

490
00:38:08,380 --> 00:38:09,800
I hope they're clean.

491
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:11,630
I'm sorry.

492
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,280
Do I disgust you?

493
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,560
You amaze me.

494
00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:21,360
Look, cats chase mice.

495
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,180
Hens lay eggs.

496
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:24,840
And what does that mean?

497
00:38:24,841 --> 00:38:27,299
It means some things have to do with
other things.

498
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,920
I have nothing to do with you.

499
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:33,560
You don't disgust me because I don't
think about you.

500
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,970
I see.

501
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:37,620
Now, go away.

502
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,380
And keep below stairs.

503
00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:46,420
Stop gawping!

504
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:50,920
No, he can't see for the feathers, this
prince. He can't see for the fur.

505
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:56,760
That night, the second wall, beauties
come and beauties go. Dance is a dance,

506
00:38:56,900 --> 00:39:01,620
but the prince stands alone, hoping,
staring at the great door.

507
00:39:01,820 --> 00:39:04,000
But nothing, no sign.

508
00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:11,429
Then, ah, then a dividing of the room
and there

509
00:39:11,430 --> 00:39:17,230
she is in a dress sparkling with silver
like the stars.

510
00:39:23,150 --> 00:39:24,530
I must go.

511
00:39:24,890 --> 00:39:25,940
Please.

512
00:39:27,590 --> 00:39:31,090
I think of nothing but you. I find that
hard to believe.

513
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,090
It's true.

514
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:34,930
I can't sleep.

515
00:39:35,820 --> 00:39:37,820
Where do you live? I might find you.

516
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,480
I live where hens catch mice and cats
lay eggs. What?

517
00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:47,030
Please don't go.

518
00:39:53,820 --> 00:39:54,870
What's the matter?

519
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:57,500
What? You look so fat.

520
00:39:57,501 --> 00:40:04,749
No one, no one else in the whole palace,
in the whole kingdom speaks to me like

521
00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,710
this. Are you in love?

522
00:40:07,070 --> 00:40:08,290
Is that the problem?

523
00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:10,709
You couldn't possibly understand what
I'm feeling.

524
00:40:10,710 --> 00:40:15,190
Or are you worried you might only love
your sweetheart for her beautiful gowns?

525
00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:17,070
Was she in the humblest rags?

526
00:40:17,390 --> 00:40:18,550
Was she the poorest?

527
00:40:18,870 --> 00:40:19,920
Absolutely.

528
00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:23,770
You see, my darling has eyes like...
Yes.

529
00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:29,910
They're perfect. A voice like... It's
perfect.

530
00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:32,930
Not her gowns.

531
00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:37,090
Well, how can you possibly understand?

532
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:39,470
Then you should marry her.

533
00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:40,720
I want to.

534
00:40:41,510 --> 00:40:44,630
I want to, but I can't find her.

535
00:40:45,330 --> 00:40:46,380
I see.

536
00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:51,130
I... I have a problem like yours.

537
00:40:51,630 --> 00:40:53,430
What advice would you give me?

538
00:40:54,690 --> 00:40:56,850
Well, I don't know your beau.

539
00:40:58,250 --> 00:40:59,300
What's he like?

540
00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:01,730
Handsome. Rich.

541
00:41:02,050 --> 00:41:03,100
Really?

542
00:41:03,910 --> 00:41:05,330
Proud. Ah!

543
00:41:10,030 --> 00:41:16,569
You see, when I think about him, it
makes my head hurt and my tummy ache

544
00:41:16,570 --> 00:41:22,050
and my skin tingle and my heart do
little somersaults. Me too.

545
00:41:23,110 --> 00:41:24,160
Me too.

546
00:41:24,510 --> 00:41:26,510
Oh, yes, we're in love.

547
00:41:27,270 --> 00:41:28,350
And it's terrible.

548
00:41:28,990 --> 00:41:31,940
Oh, I don't think I'm in love. Oh,
you're definitely in love.

549
00:41:32,330 --> 00:41:34,510
Little somersaults? Tingling skin?

550
00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:37,500
Definitely.

551
00:41:38,510 --> 00:41:39,560
Stragletag!

552
00:41:39,561 --> 00:41:42,369
Stragletag, where the devil have you got
to? I have to go.

553
00:41:42,370 --> 00:41:46,110
Yes, and listen, don't tell anyone we've
spoken.

554
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,180
As you wish.

555
00:41:48,650 --> 00:41:53,310
Just, you know, Prince and...
Stragletag!

556
00:41:54,530 --> 00:41:56,610
Prince and Stragletag.

557
00:41:57,870 --> 00:42:00,470
Oh, yes. The prince is lovesick, all
right.

558
00:42:00,850 --> 00:42:04,730
Even before it's dark, he's there on the
terrace in front of the ballroom.

559
00:42:05,730 --> 00:42:09,050
Tonight, he shivers, I'll see my love
tonight.

560
00:42:11,430 --> 00:42:15,489
She still hasn't come, and this is the
last of them. Could I please have the

561
00:42:15,490 --> 00:42:17,150
dishes? Look at this one.

562
00:42:17,490 --> 00:42:18,540
What's the hurry?

563
00:42:19,050 --> 00:42:20,190
Meeting a sweetheart?

564
00:42:20,990 --> 00:42:22,910
That's why the prince is still waiting.

565
00:42:23,690 --> 00:42:25,250
She hasn't finished the dishes.

566
00:43:08,330 --> 00:43:09,490
It's wonderful.

567
00:43:10,470 --> 00:43:12,050
But bells toll.

568
00:43:13,110 --> 00:43:14,160
Evening's end.

569
00:43:27,390 --> 00:43:30,710
Next day, a proclamation rings out
around the palace.

570
00:43:31,010 --> 00:43:34,290
The prince will marry the girl who fits
the golden slipper.

571
00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:36,990
Well, she thinks.

572
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:40,360
What was true of the finger is true of
the foot.

573
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,780
She was cursed by the ring.

574
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,080
Can she be blessed with the slipper?

575
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:51,880
There's a queue now, but it fits nobody.

576
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,640
I might try. You never know.

577
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:59,060
You? You've got feet like a Yorkshire
pudding. I have not.

578
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:03,420
And what about our little beauty? Are
you going to try?

579
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:04,830
I might.

580
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:07,380
So up she goes.

581
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:12,240
Really? And blow me, who's trying on
royal slipper?

582
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,520
I think of a jest. Of a jest.

583
00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:20,900
I've done it. I've done it. It fits.

584
00:44:20,901 --> 00:44:22,159
That's absurd.

585
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:22,899
It fits.

586
00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:23,950
You're not the one.

587
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:25,960
I am. It fits. Look.

588
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:30,000
I claim this handsome prince for my
husband.

589
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:33,660
According to the proclamation...

590
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:38,839
The prince must marry the woman who can
wear the golden slipper. Princess Bad

591
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,890
Sister.

592
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,000
Princess Bad Sister.

593
00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:45,060
From? From far away.

594
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:46,550
From far away.

595
00:44:46,551 --> 00:44:48,559
Daughter of?

596
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,610
Of nobody.

597
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,800
We have no parents, you see.

598
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,590
Mummy died a long time ago and Daddy
died last year. Well, he was ancient.

599
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,920
Princess Bad Sister of far away,
daughter of nobody.

600
00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:01,920
She will marry the prince on the morrow.

601
00:45:05,941 --> 00:45:07,529
Off, please.

602
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,730
Why? Well, it doesn't match.

603
00:45:09,970 --> 00:45:12,310
And it's a teensy -weensy bit tight.

604
00:45:12,530 --> 00:45:13,580
Just a pinch.

605
00:45:14,630 --> 00:45:15,680
Ouchie -wouchie.

606
00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:19,430
In fact, I think I may just have to have
a tiny baby scream.

607
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:26,509
Sister, do you think you could possibly
help me to take this lovely slipper off

608
00:45:26,510 --> 00:45:30,610
my footsie -wotsie? Because I'm going to
have to scream very loudly shortly.

609
00:45:31,010 --> 00:45:33,890
I think my leg is turning a little bit
on the maroon side.

610
00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:35,300
It is.

611
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,210
to try the slipper.

612
00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:50,860
Ladies, darling, I think, not creatures.
What is it?

613
00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:54,200
Get it out of me. Get rid of it. It's
called straggle tag.

614
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,400
So, may I?

615
00:45:58,220 --> 00:45:59,270
Very well.

616
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,740
I can't.

617
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,890
It does fit.

618
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,180
Will you keep your promise?

619
00:46:14,181 --> 00:46:15,679
Oh, don't be ridiculous.

620
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,730
You can't. You can't marry that thing.
Yes.

621
00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:20,870
I'll marry you.

622
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:23,490
I'll keep my promise.

623
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,130
Darling,

624
00:47:01,780 --> 00:47:04,040
darling, they repeated to each other.

625
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:05,580
Dearest, dearest.

626
00:47:05,780 --> 00:47:09,820
And what the prince didn't know, he very
soon did. They talked and talked,

627
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:15,419
explaining this and explaining that,
stories of rings, stories of fur and

628
00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:20,820
feathers. And they wept for her dear
father, smiled for poor Straggletag,

629
00:47:20,980 --> 00:47:26,240
forgave the bad sisters, danced for a
day without going away, and...

630
00:47:26,241 --> 00:47:31,119
And, well, after that, they were so out
of breath, they lay down and slept. And

631
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,300
glory be, if I don't wake them soon,
they'll never get wet.

632
00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:44,199
Now, this trash bag puppet is actually
made from a plastic trash bag from a

633
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,380
supermarket. Oh, that's a load of
garbage.

634
00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:48,460
Actually, I'm a load of garbage.

635
00:47:48,461 --> 00:47:49,839
That's for sure.

636
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,839
Thanks for watching. We'll see you next
time.

637
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,009
Yeah, it's a load of garbage.

638
00:47:53,010 --> 00:47:57,560
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